Husband Holding Towel: "Hold still."
Cat with Large Turd Hanging from Butt-hair: "Mrrr?"
Husband: "I don't care."
Cat with Turd on Butt: "Mee-row!"
Husband: "Don't care!"
Cat WTOB: "Maaa-roooor!"
Husband: "Still don't care."
Cat WTOB: "Maa-REEEER!!"
Dog Coming to Investigate Delicious-To-Dog Smells: "Hmm. Maybe I don't actually want to be here."
Cat WTOB: "Rraaorr. HissHiss. Spit."
Husband (singsong): "Don't care, don't care, don't care."
You made me snort diet coke through my nose...
(Dries keyboard)
I'm practicing my humour writing :-)
During the actual event, which I couldn't see, only hear, I cried I was laughing so hard.