A Conversation In My Household (Graphic Content Advisory)

July 12, 2008

Husband Holding Towel: "Hold still."

Cat with Large Turd Hanging from Butt-hair: "Mrrr?"

Husband: "I don't care."

Cat with Turd on Butt: "Mee-row!"

Husband: "Don't care!"

Cat WTOB: "Maaa-roooor!"

Husband: "Still don't care."

Cat WTOB: "Maa-REEEER!!"

Dog Coming to Investigate Delicious-To-Dog Smells: "Hmm. Maybe I don't actually want to be here."

Cat WTOB: "Rraaorr. HissHiss. Spit."

Husband (singsong): "Don't care, don't care, don't care."

2 comments on “A Conversation In My Household (Graphic Content Advisory)”

  1. I'm practicing my humour writing :-)

    During the actual event, which I couldn't see, only hear, I cried I was laughing so hard.

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