(What, you expected me to be calm? And waste an opportunity for a full Kermit flail?)
Untalented is out in the world. You can buy it from me, you can buy it from Amazon, or you can buy it from many of your favourite online retailers in the U.S. The Kindle version is also out. Epub is available from me, and will be on iTunes as soon as Apple finishes their review.
Complete details on where to buy are on the Untalented book page. As soon as the Commonwealth and iTunes versions are approved I'll update the links.
Should you buy the book and enjoy it, I would be much obliged if you left a review, either on Ganache Media, on Amazon, or on Goodreads.
It's been a long road. Thank you for all your support. You know who you are.