Dear Miss Snark,
You haven't judged my crap-o-meter entry yet, but I for one would like to buy you a martini or gin tonic should you ever grace the shores of Vancouver. You can wear a mask and bring KY if you like.
You deserve a drink for devoting so many days of your time to helping authors refine their hooks. I can't believe how much work you're doing on your own dime.
Cheers. My martini glass is raised in your honour, even if you wind up completely snarking me.